Walmart Work Stories

 Not cool

Was getting ready to leave Mega-Lo-Mart last night and had to take my returns to Customer Service. 

When I walk in there's an older guy standing there and he asked me,

"Do you know me, know who I am?"

I looked at him for a second and said, "No, I don't believe I know you."

"What's your name?" He asks me....while looking right at my name tag...(there's that literacy thing again)

"My name is Loretta."

I proceed toward the back with my cart and I hear him say, 

"Have I been with you?"

"No...you'd fucking remember that," I said and walked off.

It's one thing to flirt y'all....but asking someone if you've ever fucked them in front of loads of people isn't flirting....it's begging to get your ass kicked. Don't do that.