Dispatches from Trailer Park Rd

 Yo neighbor can I get Nikki Sixx's digits? https://www.al.com/life/2021/10/motley-crue-singer-vince-neil-breaks-ribs-in-fall-off-stage.html

 Y'all....I just had a Fred Sanford heart attack moment. My BF of 8 years walked in the house and handed me $40 in cash and said "go get what you need and put some gas in your car." TF? I thought I was hallucinating y'all cause in 8 years he's never once given me a penny for anything.. I grabbed my chest and hollered "Elizabeth I'm coming"🤣 Thank he wants a bj.. but them's $fiddy Ok I'm done 🤣🤣🤣

 Not cool Was getting ready to leave Mega-Lo-Mart last night and had to take my returns to Customer Service.  When I walk in there's an older guy standing there and he asked me, "Do you know me, know who I am?" I looked at him for a second and said, "No, I don't believe I know you." "What's your name?" He asks me....while looking right at my name tag...(there's that literacy thing again) "My name is Loretta." I proceed toward the back with my cart and I hear him say,  "Have I been with you?" "No...you'd fucking remember that," I said and walked off. It's one thing to flirt y'all....but asking someone if you've ever fucked them in front of loads of people isn't flirting....it's begging to get your ass kicked. Don't do that.

 

This is my new home on the internet.  I used to blog daily, then for some reason, I allowed Facebook to suck me in, become my overlord, restrict my speech, use me as a guinea pig to train their AI (sans compensation) and repeatedly jail me when their AI proved too stupid to learn the Southern US english dialect and cut me off from my followers for 30 days at a whack with zero options for recourse. So yeah fuck that!   Here, I am the overlord and will say whatever I please.   Here you will find my take on just about everything imaginable uaually with lots and lots of snark and smartassery thrown in. My goal is to make you laugh and to laugh my damn self.