Fiddy

 Y'all....I just had a Fred Sanford heart attack moment.


My BF of 8 years walked in the house and handed me $40 in cash and said "go get what you need and put some gas in your car."


TF?


I thought I was hallucinating y'all cause in 8 years he's never once given me a penny for anything..


I grabbed my chest and hollered "Elizabeth I'm coming"🤣


Thank he wants a bj.. but them's $fiddy


Ok I'm done 🤣🤣🤣

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